Ahoy there, maties. Tis I, The Butthole Pirate. I be testing these here waters to find out how many of you also crave to experience a thorough pounding of your poop deck by a fine fellow of the high seas? One day I wish to welcome aboard my ship such a fellow. The task at hand will require stamina, a good strong back, and a magnificent penis. After a swabbing of my poop deck to ensure its cleanliness I would humbling request a sound pounding of said poop deck followed by a deep internal release of your cum to satisfy my craving. Yet I continue t sail the seas. Unsure if I should indulge… קרא עוד